…I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it.
I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes, after that you’d better have a big willy or big boobs.
I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to other people because they are more screwed up than you think.
I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’re finished.
I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do unless we’re celebrities.
I’ve learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be a lot of money to take it’s place.
I’ve learned that 99% of the time, if something isn’t working in your house, one of yoru kids did it.
I’ve learned that some of the most important people in your life are taken away from you too soon and the ones you don’t give a damn about just won’t go away.
Pass this on to all of your friends and something good will happen to you, if not…tough shit.
HAHA! Since I have nothing to blog about today, I thought I’d share with ya’ll something that made me laugh!
Happy Monday ya’ll!
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