Muffins and Donuts.

26 10 2005

My friend Mandie is the World’s Biggest Book Pusher. She pushed an author by the name of Jennifer Crusie on me and man, I love her for it. She’s taught me about the truth about donuts and muffins.

Muffins.

A muffin is good for us, they’re fulfilling, they’re neat and tidy and you don’t get stuck with the icky mess that donuts leave behind. They’re better for us then donuts are but no one really wants to keep muffins around, not when they could have donuts and all it’s bad for you gooeyness…

Some celebrity muffins would be:

Dr. Phil (hey he was hot when he was younger, wayyyy younger)

Topher Grace

Donuts.

Now donuts are where it’s at…it’s a weakness for women, because donuts aren’t good for you and they go straight to your hips. We know that they’re no good for us, but that makes donuts appeal to us more then the muffins. They’re like the forbidden fruit that we can’t help but want. And once you have a donut, you want more and more.

Some celebrity donuts would be:

Becks.

Josh Duhamel.

The appeal for donuts is something that women will battle all their lives. Everyone is drawn to donuts, the whole forbidden fruit element is there and the temptation is much stronger when you’ve got a donut wiggling his goods in front of you…me personally, I love donuts I’m addicted to them and can’t help wanting them, I know they’re no good for me and will probably come back to haunt me later on, but I don’t care, guys like a little junk in their trunk, right? Donuts know how to keep the party going, we’ll never be bored. Could anyone really be happy with a muffin for the rest of their lives? I mean, you know what they say about reformed rakes, they make the best husbands right? Hmm, something to ponder. Unfortunately, I’m really hungry from all this food talk, so I’ll leave you guys pondering that bit.

Krispy Kreme is calling my name.

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26 10 2005

Name: Rowena
Age: 27
Status: Single with a daughter.
Location: Torrance, CA.
Likes: Reading romance novels, blogging, watching tv, hanging out with family and friends, cranking the soulja boy, dancing to apple bottom jeans, babies, sisters, chocodiles, peach cobbler, my sister’s chicken divan, rice, Ben Lewis, David Beckham, soccer, rugby, Dan Carter and lots more.

Dislikes: People that are mean for no reason, bad breath, loud mouths who don’t know how to shut up, mushrooms, deadlines, the Sacramento Kings, Brussel Sprouts, vanilla scented lotions and perfumes, filing. and so much more.

Favorite Music Artists: Kenny Chesney, Carrie Underwood, Maroon 5, Justin Timberlake, Beres Hammond, Bob Marley, Adeaze, Jamoa Jam, Zipso, Chris Brown, Nelly, T Pain, Daughtry, Elliott Yamin, Chris Richardson, Pitbull, Baby Bash, Aaliyah, Aaradhna, Alicia Keys, Stacie Oricco, Paula Deanda, Sugarbabes, Akon, The All American Rejects, Fiji, Blake Sheldon, Bobby Valentino, New Edition, Bow Wow, Neyo, Natasha Bedingfield, Sean Kingston, Dashboard Confessionals, Martina McBride, Rascal Flatts, Tim and Faith McGraw, Taylor Swift, Jason Aldean, Sugarland, Dierks Bentley, Nsync, Lucky Dube, UB40, RSA Band, Nickelback, Gavin Degraw, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Pacific Soul, R Kelly, Jodeci, Kci and Jojo, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rihanna, Sara Evans, Simple Plan, Snoop Dogg, Yellowcard, Sum 41, Avril Lavigne, Kekai Boys, C&K, Sugarcult, Tamia, Joe, Babyface, Jon B, Trey Songz, Anthony Hamilton, Luther Vandross, Zapp and Roger, Venga Boys, Ace of Base, 3 Doors Down, 3 Plus, Tyrese, etc.

Favorite Movies: Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married, 300, Troy, Love Actually, 40 Year Old Virgin, Stomp the Yard, Nacho Libre, Napoleon Dynamite, King Arthur, The X Men movies, The Lakehouse, A Walk to Remember, The Notebook, The Jason Bourne Movies, and so many others I can’t think of right now.

Favorite TV Shows: One Tree Hill, The Hills, Gossip Girl, America’s Next Top Model, Brothers and Sisters, Pushing Daisies, CSI: Las Vegas, CSI: Miami, The Real World/Road Rules Challenges, General Hospital.

*Edited 11/09/07*





Cook Your Own Bloody Eggs!

24 10 2005

So, last night a group of friends and I were discussing the world of dating. When you start dating, how much of yourself do you lose in order to keep the man you’re with? Most women will say that they are the same person they were before they started dating …

In Runaway Bride, Julia Robert’s character likes her eggs however the man in her life at the moment likes them. If she was with Robert and he loved Eggs Benedict, then that was how she loved her eggs too. By the middle of the movie, you’re wondering how in the hell does Julia like her damn eggs? I’m sure you guys all know people like this. Ready and eager to please, that’s the name of the game, right? Hide as much of yourself as you can, to keep the man you’re with?

My sister is exactly like this. And it bugs me to no end, because she’s got no personality of her own. He personality is an extension of her boyfriend’s. It’s always been like that for her though, for as long as I can remember, she liked her eggs however her man liked them. For once, I just want her to friggin’ lose her cool, find her own damn personality and scream at the top of her lungs, “COOK YOUR OWN BLOODY EGGS!”

But what can a sister do for her sister with this kind of mentality? She won’t listen to me. She hasn’t before and I doubt she ever will…maybe she likes being like that, but dude sometimes I’d like to order a entre’ of self respect with a side of dignity for her…