It appears that America loves the Soul Patrol! Congrats to Taylor Hicks for winning this year’s American Idol. I’m not that big a fan of yours but okay, I’m not going to hate on you or anything, you won…you got down last night, I’ll give you that. I’m also really glad that Chris didn’t win because he’d have to sing that effing lame ass song that you had to sing last night that’s going to be your first single, which totally sucks, but hey, good on you for winning because even though I liked McPhee, I believe you did well.
Whoa, talk about the best finale of the season. Gosh, what an awesome show it was last night, tons of laughter and loads of great music (although Meatloaf and Kat’s song last night had me thinking, WTF is all this about? Wasn’t feeling it AT ALL), Mary J. Blige, you’re lucky I’m not going to write you a letter today for trying you’re damndest to drown my poor Elliot out of the damn song, shit woman you’re already a star, quit trying to steal his thunder, sheesh!
Damn it was good to see my Ace again, looking all spiffy in his spiffy clothes singing his spiffy songs…oh how I have missed thee, Ace. It was great to see you again, if ever you were to make a CD, I will buy three copies just so that you can have money in your pocket. But even though I love you to death, Ace and loved your performances last night, I’ve got to admit, you were not the person I was looking forward to seeing last night.
I was on the edge of my seat, waiting for a glimpse of…the rock star, himself, Chris effing Daughtry. Man, that boy can blow. When he sang with Live, I was on the edge of my seat, loving that I was able to hear you sing again. Loving that you were still up there doing your thing, because you truly were meant to be on the stage singing to people, gosh I hope you do big thangs with your music, LOVE YOU CHRIS!
The best thing last night though was watching Clay Aiken and his Mini Me. OMHell, that was the funniest thing EVER, this entire season….when he starts singing and then Clay comes out and the look of shock that comes over home boys face as he starts jumping up and down because he’s singing with Clay frickin’ Aiken, it surely something that I won’t be forgetting anytime soon. Gosh that was effing hilarious. I almost lost my voice laughing so damn loud, it was straight up hysterical. The fool was up there almost in tears because he was singing with Clay effing Aiken. Good stuff, good stuff.
Didn’t think any of the stars were all that great that came on to sing, they should have had Shania come on there or Rascal Flatts should have came back because damn, the country singers are the ones that always put it down, in the singing live department. I would have loved for Shania to come and sing with the girls, home dude that sang with Paris was so old that even his voice had arthritus, but Dionne, keep smilin’, keep shinin’, knowing you can always count on me, for sure…that’s what friends are for, damn thanks for taking me back in the day when I used to cry when I watched those Solid Gold hits…did I really just type that out? Oh well.
The show was a really great one, it was so awesome to see all of the contestants back, missed seeing Bucky, Ace, Chris, Elliot…and Mandiva too~ Damn that woman has got some serious pipes, her range is out of this world, love the woman!
Loved all of the performances, well that’s a lie because I didn’t like Meatloaf and Kat, but I hella loved when Kat and Taylor sang my jiggity jizam, “Time of my Life” had me wanting to throw my Dirty Dancing DVD in so that I could say my favorite line, “Nobody puts baby in a corner” LMAO.
So yeah, I have since forgiven America for voting Chris off and I have decided that I will watch it again next season, BUT…this season didn’t find the Idol that would usurp my fav Idol spot, because Carrie Underwood still holds that title and holy hot damn she did me proud last night when she sang my song, Don’t Forget to Remember Me…damn, she reminded me why I voted like crazy for her last year. GO CARRIE! And she’s so effing beautiful that I should hate her, but I don’t.
Cross your fingers that Carrie will be opening for Kenny this summer because I’m going to see Kenny in less than a month and Carrie’s on his slip…but we’re not sure if she’s going to be there for our concert, PLEASE CARRIE, COME TO L.A.
Alright, I’m out…