Okay, so those of you who have been reading my blog for a while now, (you know all my hoes! LOL), you guys will recall my post about my Office Crushes. hehe.
So, remember Sharon? My good for nothing co worker who squealed that I liked The Intern? Remember her? Remember how in that very same post, I told her that I was going to get her back?
Well, I did.
And when she finds out, she’s going to be royally pissed, and I can’t wait to see her reaction. But let me tell YOU dear readers, what I did.
You see, since that last post, The Intern was hired on and he works in Project Control now, so he’s no longer an intern but an actual employee and well anyway, last week, Sharon and I were talking in the hallway, about nothing really, she asked me some questions so I was answering them. In the midst of my answers, The Intern walks into our line of sight and is coming towards us. Spotting him, Sharon, without a word walks away from me and walks over to The Intern, who saw her walk away from me and compliments him on his outfit and how the color of his shirt is a great match for the blue of his eyes (I know his eyes are cutie patootie). Totally dismissing me and making me look like a retard in front of The Intern. This combined with when she told everyone in the office building that I liked The Intern???
Well, it just prompted me to strike back.
LOL, I’m horrible.
You see, last week another one of my office friends and I went downstairs to see what Sharon was doing and to just get out of our offices, so as we walked into Sharon’s office, she was walking out of the office to go to the bathroom, which is across the hall. She tells us to wait for her, and she asks me to fix her playlist on her Windows Media Player, so I went and sat behind her desk.
The first thing I see when I sit down at her desktop was her emails, and I see The Interns name. And with an evil laugh, I opened up a brand spankin’ new email and furiously began typing.
The following email was sent to The Intern:
Dear The Intern,
I was wondering if you were free for lunch on Friday, I would love to take you out since I’ve done little else but think about you all week. I have an insane crush on you and thought it was time to come out with it. Your eyes haunt my dreams and I would very much like to gaze into them over a meal or two….please let me know, I’ll be waiting for your answer…
It was really short, as I didn’t have time but as soon as I hit the send button, I scribbled a note that said, I’ll be back, gotta do something and then me and my friend who was looking at me like I was an idiot, ran out of the office and upstairs into the safety of our own offices.
Before we left each other, my friend was like, ” You are one crazy bitch, remind me to never piss you off.”
I just laughed and said, “Don’t ever leave me hanging in the hallway like she did and you’ll be safe from my wrath.”
Hehe..yeah I’m evil, now I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop…which should be soon.