So, I only had time to watch this show, I totally missed the RW/RR Challenge: The Gauntlet 2, damn and my fav, Ace went home….poor thing! Oh well, I’ll catch one of the many reruns MTV will play on the tube throughout the week.
Anyway, The Bachelor: Paris.
Travis, Travis, Travis.
Is there something that you’re not telling us about some of these women that you’re giving roses too, because I, for the life of me, cannot find the appeal of four of the women you gave roses to last night, I mean seriously…what’s really going on here?
Let’s break it down, shall we?
Kicked to the Curb: Shiloh. Shiloh was BLECH, who cares about her, that’s what she gets for tattling on Moana, Travis don’t like Tattle Tells I guess, but she should’ve learned that lesson in 3rd grade come on now, you were blah anyway. The other to leave was Jenn, I wondered why she got sent home because even though she had the most cheesiest answer to Travis’ question, I thought he would have liked the corny bullshit but then we saw the real reason after the credits rolled at the end with her freaking out about the damn bugs, Oh please I woulda canned your ass too, moving on…
Left In the Bucket: Susan, Sarah Canada, Sarah Tennessee, Moana, Jihan, Tara.
Susan. I really hope she wins because she’s my favorite. She’s sweet and she’s not really trying so hard. I like her too because to me, she’s the prettiest girl there and she’s sweet. You can’t lose with that combination, lucky girl. She also seems like she’s genuinely interested in Travis and not all I wanna sex you up and stuff, for now, she rocks.
Sarah Canada. This girl to me is all about sexing Travis. I can’t see where she’s genuinely crushing on him, wants to get to know him, to me it looks like all she’s worried about is getting the first everything from Travis, and since she didn’t get the first kiss, she was really working overtime to be the one for him, I like her but she’s not my favorite, Susan is. But I want Sarah Canada to be there at the end, with Susan. I’m crossing my fingers for her, but only until there’s two left, then she can kick rocks.
Sarah Tennessee. Can this woman be anymore strange? I mean really, the girl is doing way too much and holding on a little to tight to the, we’re from the same city card. Get real, it won’t matter if you guys live next door to each other, if the chemisty aint there, you aint winning this contest. And then to see her hating on everyone just really aint cute, I mean when she’s not with Travis, she’s sitting with the other girls gossiping about the other women, Moana especially, get over it already, Moana is pulling ahead of you and that’s what you’re really pissed off about, quit worrying about everyone else and work on your own game, sheesh. Please send her home soon, Travis…you can visit her with your new girlfriend when you get home, do a spot of tea or something.
Moana. Moana is Mo Ugly. I can’t tell if this girl is for real or if she’s playing us all. I can see why she wouldn’t be all, I love Travis like the other girls are, she’s keeping her cards close by, doesn’t want to spew her guts out and then he not pick her and she looks like an idiot in front of the entire nation for going on and on about how they’re soul mates and then find out Trav don’t feel the same way, she’s smart on that part, but dude the bitch is ugly, get rid of her already.
Jehan. Send this one home yesterday, please. I am really not seeing the appeal with this chick. I mean, in the words of Meredith and Izzy from Gray’s Anatomy, “Seriously?” Travis you gave her a rose three weeks in a row, what are you seeing about this chick that we’re not? I mean, and I quote again, “Seriously?” I just don’t see it, please show me why you have kept this big ball of BLAH on the show for three weeks, please show me cause I don’t see it. I can only hope that she gets canned next week, I’m going to cross my fingers, my toes, my eyes, my heart and hope for the best.
Tara. Oh my hell, Travis, I’m most disappointed in the keeping of this big fat hateraid drinking heffalump. I mean, she’s got COCKBLOCKING written in freckles all over her damn face. When she bursted in on Susan’s birthday surprise with that other heffalump, Jehan last week, I wanted to smack her upside her damn connect the dot face and then last night when she interrupted the one on one with Sarah Tennessee, I wanted to karate chop her knee caps and feed her ass to the fishes. Is she so hard up for some alone time with him that she’ll sabotage everyone elses chance to get to know him? Does she think that’s going to help her win Travis over? The only thing everyone in America is going to remember about her after the show is, Tara? Oh you mean the cockblocking red head that LOST the Bachelor? Send her ass packin’, PLEASE!
Jess and I were hecka scared for last night’s episode, you see we’ve got this thing where guys that can’t dance and still dance like they can dance, turn us off. We knew that Travis would be doing some dancing on that fancy big boat of his, we didn’t want to be turned off all that handsome sexiness, so as soon as the boat clips came on, I immediately closed my eyes, but I still caught some dancing action going on, I forgive him, but looking like that, I’ll forgive him anything, like keeping Tara around so long.
Next week, sparks fly once again and Jehan comes clean about some big secret, wonder what it is and if it’s enough to send her ass packing, I hope so and when she leaves, I hope she packs Tara in her luggage.
Until next week…