The Hills: Season Three…

21 09 2007

…so I’ve been habitually watching The Hills every Monday night since the second episode of the season because I’m totally addicted to this show and have been since I watched the first episode of the first season.

It’s just one of those shows that I can’t get enough of. I love Lauren and always have since she was on Laguna Beach and getting dicked around by stupid ass Stephen and feuding with slutty tramp Kristin.

Now Lauren’s in her third season of The Hills and the drama from last season is still running wild all over the Hollywood Hills.

This season, Lauren has a new roommate, Audrina and Heidi moved in with Spencer. Lauren and Heidi are no longer friends and this season documents their whole feud, through trips to the bar, restaurants and just when you think things can’t get any worst for Lauren…her evil ex, Jason Wahler comes back into the picture after being out of commission and in jail and rehab.

Things are heating up in the Hollywood Hills and its making for some great television. I love all of the drama that is surrounding Lauren and Heidi and I can’t wait to see more…but my favorite scene of all is when Spence broke up with Brody because Brody showed no loyalty to Spencer because he’s hanging out with Spencer’s enemy. I so effing loved it when Brody gets off the phone with Spence and is all irritated and says, “Bitch” while he looks at his phone all bewildered….me and my sister were laughing so hard at that part.

I lub it!

Audrina’s boyfriend is a total tool. I mean, why would you want to call the guy who wore combat boots to a beach party your boyfriend? Seriously…he’s an immature jerk who doesn’t deserve someone like Audrina but he must be doing something right because Audrina is still sprung on his ass but hey, toot that thang Audrina…whatever rocks your socks!

As far as Lauren goes…she’s not really up to much besides getting her life back in order and I applaud her for that. Regardless of what’s going on with her and Heidi and her lack of a lovelife, Lauren is living things up and tworking things out. Things are starting to look up for her at work, she’s actually doing big thangs and I still think she’s pretty awesome! I love that she can hook up with whoever she wants to hook up with and I just love that she’s doing her thang…handle your scandal, Lauren..don’t let sneaky, coniving little bitches get you down, you’re so much better than that!

Heidi and Spencer just need to jump off a cliff and get lost at the bottom of the ocean…cause I really don’t care about them.

I love that Jason is back on the show but I’m hating that he’s back with a new girlfriend/fiance. I’m so bummed that things didn’t turn out the way I wanted them to with Lauren and Jason but that just opens things up for Lauren and Brody…let’s see how that turns out. I’ve got my fingers crossed for that since things with Jason didn’t turn out well…sheesh.

Gosh I love this crap, don’t you?


It’s Back.

16 01 2007

…and promises to be just as great as last season, if not as great then as addicting as ever! =)

Lauren, Heidi, Audrina and Whitney are back for another season of MTV’s The Hills and I’m so amped for it to begin. I just love watching Lauren in action. She can be an airhead but she’s got this personality that I like. This season, we see her AFTER the whole “I didn’t go to Paris because I want to spend more time with Jason” thing and then we see her break up with Jason, be known as “the one who didn’t go to Paris” girl at Teen Vogue and then we see the way she deals with Heidi getting played by her “dating boy toy” Brody Jenner’s best friend, Spencer…who is stepping out on Heidi with her own frickin’ friend, Audrina. What the heck is that all about? Audrina…you’ve got a lot of ‘splainin’ to do.

See? Already the drama factor is off the chains, I’m so ready for it to begin!

I just wish LC would stop dating Kristin’s cast offs and find herself a man who hasn’t been through Kristin Cavallari.

I mean first it was Stephen from Laguna Beach (who is going to be guest starring on One Tree Hill when that comes back, WHATS REALLY GOING ON with One Tree Hill hiring MTV VJ’s to star on their show? LOL)…she was stepping out with Stephen while he was dating Kristin on the first and second season of Laguna Beach and now there’s frickin’ Brody Jenner who at the beginning of last year was dating and having a grand ol’ time with Kristin Cavallari and in this season of The Hills is hittin’ the sheets with frickin’ Lauren.


Let’s get it together, Lauren…really.

Kristin on the other hand, doesn’t seem to be doing much else but partying it up with her new boyfriend who makes her oh so happy, Nick Zano. Cute couple.

But really, it’s back ya’ll…YAY! Who’s as excited for the return of The Hills as I am? I see you, Izzy. =)

Dear Lauren,

3 08 2006

Dear L.C.,

You are the dumbest broad alive.


My Summer Guilty Pleasures.

20 07 2006

I’m following in Izzy’s lead, listing my summer guilty pleasures because I can’t believe that I actually like the things that I’m watching and listening too. It’s really retarded but I can’t help it, so I’m coming clean right now.

My #1 guilty pleasure for this summer is the same as Izzy, I’m sadly addicted to The Hills. Again, like Izzy I was a fan of Laguna Beach, even talked to Ryan Seacrest on his early morning radio station here in L.A. about it on the radio, hehe, it was a day I’ll never forget, I couldn’t believe I actually got through and that people, my best friend heard me on the radio, but anyway, I was a fan of L.C. on Laguna and was jazzed that she was getting her own spin off of life here in sunny, smog filled, L.A. I watch this show every Wednesday but when I miss it, I’ll stalk my TV until I’ve seen the latest installment into Lauren’s life, with her room mate and friend, Heidi (who I haven’t like much but slowly she’s growing on me, maybe) and her new friends, Audrina and Whitney and then her Laguna boyfriend, Jason. I was a Jason fan in the beginning of last seasons, Laguna but then when he cheated on L.C. at her fashion show with his ex girlfriend with her watching on and then lied through his buck teeth saying that he didn’t and last night I wanted to kick him in the nuts when he was getting pissed off at Lauren because she picked up a phone call from her ex boyfriend, like who the heck cares? She wasn’t doing anything with him, she was just talking to him. What a dumb ass, Jason has turned out to be, I don’t see his appeal to Lauren, she can do so much better than him. I wish she’d buy a clue already, gosh.

Why do I love this show? The same reason I loved Laguna Beach, I have no idea, maybe because I’m just nosy and like to see what’s happening for other people because it’s funny to watch other people’s problems, who knows…I just like it.

Another guilty pleasure of mine this summer is, the show that comes on AFTER The Hills,Cheyenne. This show is just a frickin show about MTV following a 15 year old, trying to make it in the business youngster singer. And you know what?

She does.

And you know what else? I’m happy that she did because I’m a Cheyenne fan, I saw the start of this show and thought she was just this little teeny bopper who was going to be just one of those pretty stars because Cheyenne is really pretty and I didn’t think she’d be able to pull off the whole singing career at such a young age, but gosh by the fourth episode I was rootin’ her on and hoping against hope that she’d get a good gig, because she’s been playing in some piece of shit gigs so far, but in the past couple of shows, she’s definitely hit the big time, so much so that her sister that didn’t want to move to L.A. is finally coming out to get in on the Cheyenne Band Wagon. I cheered when she finally made it on TRL, because you know, only the A List people make it onto TRL and then just last night, Cheyenne got a call from Sheryl Crow’s manager saying that Sheryl herself wanted to sing with Cheyenne in her concert out in Atlanta, talk about GREAT news, even I got a little teary eyed when Cheyenne wept tears of joy that her career is finally going somewhere, all of her hard work and all of her song writing and all of her crying about her ugly Bob Marley Dreads Totin’ boyfriend Jason not being in her first ever video was all worth it because she’s got a CD cover, she’s got an album cover and SHE’S SINGING WITH SHERYL CROW DAMMIT!

I just can’t be any more proud of her if I was her mother, you go Cheyenne and yes, I really do like her. *hangs head in shame* I really do. LOL.

Another show that I’m addicted to this summer is also on MTV, it’s called Made. It’s funny to see what the kids these days want to become made into. You see, the concept of this show is kids all around America write in or send their tapes into MTV and tell them what they want to be made into and then MTV gets these Professionals to come in and Make the kids into whatever it is they want and then of course, MTV tapes their journey from point A to point B, one fat kid wanted to be a soccer player, MTV took the fat kid and turned him into a real soccer player, not the best soccer player out there but they helped this fat kid be something more than the goof at school who is gay, there was another one where this girly girl wanted to become a rugby player, umm okay, but MTV made it happen and then another girly girl wanted to be made into a Boxer and dude she was a funny one, these shows are supposed to be inspirational to teens and what not, but me and my brother like to watch them and laugh at the kids, the things these kids aspire to be makes me laugh, I’m mean but whatever, this show is good for lots of laughs.

Then there are the regular guilty pleasures that I’ve talked about before on this blog, the Real World: Key West addiction, the Fresh Meat Challenge, which I think Kenny is just too cute for words, he cracks me up and I hope he doesn’t go home, I hope it’s Katie and the big guy who go home, Kenny is my eye candy of the challenge and I’d hate to see him go home. Here’s a picture of Cutie Kenny, he’s Italian and hot stuff…

Isn’t he a cute one?

A few of my guilty pleasure songs of the summer are: Paris Hilton’s Stars Are Blind, Jessica Simpson’s A Public Affair, Cheyenne’s Hanging On, and a bunch of other lame songs that I can’t help but like, I know, I know, I’m retarded but oh well…ya’ll like me anyway.