Where The Hell Did The Tudors Go?

5 06 2007

I know that the last episode was supposed to have aired but it’s not showing on Showtime On Demand and Grace hasn’t even seen the 9th episode, so really….WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GO INTO HIDING?

Wherever they are, bring the damn show back because I need to know what happens with Charles and the King and errdamnbody! Yeesh! I need my Henry Cavill fix, even though I’m pissed to high heaven at him and want to kick him in the nuts and karate chop him between the eyes!

This Week’s The Tudors….

25 05 2007

…pissed me the hell off.


I waited to publish this post because I wanted to give my sister Grace some time to watch the show and then we’d be able to gush together (since nobody else is able to watch it with us) but hot damn, I’m just so effing pissed off because I watched it again tonight and hot damn, I’m pissed all over again.

I just have one damn question to ask the writers of The Tudors. Who the hell is going to come back for Season 2 if you keep killing everydamnbody off?

All of my favorite characters are getting killed off and seriously? I’M SO OVER IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW, SHIT BALLS!

And Charles Brandon, you stop your whoring around right this minute, you hear me? You are starting to piss me the hell off with all of your tomcatting around England. This is totally what you get for everything that you’ve put Margaret through. All the times you’ve cheated on her and thought that you were being the “man”, well this is what you get. You stupid prick! If you weren’t so hot damn HOT, I’d hate your stupid guts you effing fool!

I cringe every single time that you come on screen now because I know you’re just going to do something else that pisses me the hell effing off. Like, the whole ordeal with friggin’ Norfolk and Boleyn? Yeah I hate IT! Oh gosh please say that you learned from what happened this week and that you’re going to change your ways for HER, please say that you’re going to do it.

And you just can’t please the King, huh? You keep effing up in his eyes, but how could you have told him that Margaret was sick, huh? WHEN YOU YOURSELF DIDN’T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY PORKING YOUR WAY THROUGH THE ENTIRE CONTINENT!!!

Ugh, I’m so effing disgusted with you but I can’t help but hold out hope that you will get better, your character will learn from everything but right now, it just aint happening.

Ugh…if you haven’t guessed, I’m pissed…royally pissed. So pissed in fact that I can’t even be bothered to talk about the other crap on this show that is pissing me the hell off.


I made it on The Tudor’s Website…

21 05 2007

…and I’m doing my happy dance! Click on the picture to make it bigger!!!

Check me out: The Buzz on SHO.COM.

I’m Not A Happy Camper.

21 05 2007

I can’t say for sure, since I haven’t watched the entire episode yet but yesterday before I headed off to Church, I watched a little bit of the latest Tudors and I’m NOT a happy camper. I’ve got to know though, is this a mini series and was only supposed to be a 10 episode season?

Will there be a second season, does anyone know?

Another thing that I totally forgot to do was catch up on Brother’s and Sisters. Last night was the season finale for that show and I missed it, I’m not mad that I missed it because I hadn’t planned on watching it until I caught up on the episodes that I missed but dude, so much has happened and I missed it all, what was I thinking? Sheesh…Justin is getting shipped to Iraq and Kitty is marrying the Senator and what the flip? Sarah’s husband kissed Rebecca? Oh what the hell, I need to scratch out time to catch up on this one…holy crap! So much!!!

Grace Check Out What I Found…

18 05 2007

…on our boyfriend.

I wanted to see if there were any fan vids out on Charles and Margaret (you know I’m obsessed!) and check out the video that I did find…

Aren’t you just so excited to see what happens next with these two. Oh I love all the drama!!! And doesn’t he just look so hot damn hot? Let me know when you’ve watched the next episode, it was good stuff!

Showtime On Demand Rocks My Socks!

17 05 2007

I’ve told you guys before that I’m shamelessly addicted to Showtime’s new show, The Tudors. I’ve always been in love with the time period and though I’ve gotten into some serious historical slumps in my reading before, this show has definitely amped my longing for more historicals.

The show is filled to the brim with loads of romance, deceit and all the drama that keeps me coming back for more. And the clothes? Oh goodness, the dresses the women wore back then are absolutely gorgeous, their jewels and their titles and just everything about a historical woman, or a woman in the time of Henry, well if you were part of the royal court then you were seriously living the life. It’s sort of like Modern Day Hollywood. Everyone loves them and wants to be them for they are a sort of royalty, don’t you think?

But though the Hollywood peeps of these days are super rich and can do what they choose, they do not hold a candle to the likes of King Henry and the people of his court. I am so wrapped up in the things these people get themselves into. The characters, based on true people, what’s not to love?


So I’m getting ready to spoil the hell out of this coming week’s episode so you guys (which most of you lovely readers aren’t watching this show anyway since none of you guys have Showtime, well except for you Grace, but we’ve talked about this already so it’s all good in the hood) but anyway, this is your warning…MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW FOR THIS COMING WEEKS ALL NEW EPISODE, SO IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, MOVE ALONG TO THE NEXT AVAILABLE POST, ALRIGHTY?




Moving along….

So the show left off last week with everyone dying of the sweating sickness. I am still in utter shock that they killed off one of my favorite characters on this show, WILLIAM! Is it because his name is Compton? Is that why he just had to die? Because lots of bad things happen to people in Compton, California, is that why they felt the need to kill my William (okay not my William but Thomas’ William) off so early in the season?

The shame!

I am so going to miss his character and his jovial self. He was a good friend of the Kings and he was a terrific friend to the only man that matters to me in this whole show….Charles Brandon.


The whole Thomas/William love affair is no more because William is now dead and Thomas has moved on to a pair of sisters, he chose one sister and I guess he chose wrong because the sister he kissed in the dimly lit hallway suffered the same fate that his one true love William did…she died of the sweating sickness that has swept over all of England.

What’s man to do in his place? Why, marry her sister, of course!

Oh the drama and aparently the sister that lives, the one that Thomas plans to marry or married or whatever, is being haunted by the dead sister…DISFLIPPINGUSTING! But Thomas don’t give a good hot damn, he’s too busy traveling all over her body with his hands and tongue to care about a damn ghost…he’s getting laid by a lady ya’ll….go on and handle your business, Thomas…do the damn thing.

So while Thomas is grieving in the arms of women and not men, because he can only love one man, Charles is effing his way through the whole of England, the bloody bastard! And only a very shallow woman like myself would look over something as vile as a cheating bastard because he’s just so hot damn fine! I can’t help it, I love Charles Brandon, the guy is the friggin’ shiznit! He’s just so hot dang dreamy, he makes McDreamy look like Frodo Baggins Uncle from Lord of the Rings when he gets all ugly like because of his obsession with the ring.

No joke!

But anyway, so last week, King Henry learns that a way to prevent getting the sweating sickness is to exercise, sweat out the toxins and whatever and what better way to get your sweat on than by getting your swerve on? So last week, we see Charles Brandon, the Duke of Suffolk getting his swerve on with some no name married broad, who is NOT his wife, the lovely Margaret Tudor Brandon. My heart broke when I found out that Charles is not my Knight in Shining Armor, he’s nothing but a bastard rake!

Check this video clip out and pay close attention to what Henry Cavill says about his character, Charles Brandon:

“He can’t seem to keep his dick in his pants!”

I couldn’t have said it any better…I felt really bad for Margaret because she already doubted her marriage and the wisdom of marrying Brandon in such haste and when she was banished from court, she was so mad and to see Brandon going on with his little women on the side, it tarnishes his appeal, not all the way, mind you, I’m much too shallow to hate Charles Brandon merely for a few indiscretions (yeah yeah I know, horrible, huh?) ….though I wish he were a little uglier or something.

But he’s not and I’m still just as smitten with him today as I was before all the cheating. This week’s episode, we see a lot more of Charles and Margaret, not a whole lot but more than we’ve seen of the two in the last couple of episodes.

And Margaret breaks my heart with what she says to Charles about his love. And I quote: (I totally rewound this part of the show like a million times so that I’d get it right, I just HAD to include this in my blog post so that I will remember it for all time!)

Charles says, “I loved you,” and Margaret’s reply was:

“You don’t know the meaning of the word, Charles. You can love, perhaps for a year, a month, even for an hour, and for that hour, I do believe that you love well and deeply as any man. But after that hour, you love not. You love another and then another, your love is most generous where it is most hurtful.”

How sad is that?

My romantic heart and spirit demanded that Charles makes things right with Margaret. They demand that he makes amends for his actions, but the stupid dope doesn’t learn his lesson. He either doesn’t care or he wasn’t listening to a word she was saying, but it looked like he was. After Margaret rushes out of the room, Charles looks stunned and he looks like he apologetic….but what does he do when Henry sends him to France to question the King of France about the Cardinal the Pope sent to look into his divorce?

He tries to get at the QUEEN OF FRIGGIN FRANCE!

The guy has absolutely no morals! I know that it was the way of things back in the day but goodness man, you’re killing me here, it’s no wonder you don’t have a friggin’ STD, yeesh! Slow your frickin’ roll and fix things with your wife.

Oh goodness, in the previews for the next two episodes, it shows that something bad happens to Margaret or she did something terrible but whatever it is, it’s not good because there’s blood and everydamnthing. Holy crap it’s gonna be a good one guys, for real!

And I can’t bloody wait! This is the storyline that I love the most, it’s the storyline that I’m most anxious to watch every week, Grace and I have some theories on what might happen in this storyline and we certainly hope it DOES happen but goodness, I love Charles and Margaret!

Now King Henry and his divorce and everything.

I hate King Henry, he’s a pompous prick and for him to call Queen Katherine, heartless and full of hatred for not wanting the life that he is going to subject her to, all because he wants to marry some conniving little harlot, of all the nerve! So what, is Henry the only person that has feelings in the whole of England? Is Henry the only one that is allowed to love and be loved. He won’t even let Katherine have her dignity. With all the lies that he uses to support his case, none of which cast Queen Katherine in the brightest of lights, only marring her good name and tarnishing her good reputation. For him to call HER heartless made me want to kick him in the nuts and stomp them to itty bitty pieces, all while I have the pleasure of watching him writhe in pain, over and over again.


I cannot stand him and his prick ass! He’s a big loser, he loses at every damn thing. He got his ass kicked by the King of France in a wrestling match, he lost hand after hand while playing cards with William and Charles kicked his tail in arm wrestling (and he most certainly didn’t let Charles win that one, he lost because he’s weak and he sucks big donkey dick!) HE EVEN LOST IN CARDS TO ANNE!

No wonder he grows to be an old fat lard, he deserved to go through wife after wife, hoping to get his heir…goodness, I can’t stand that stupid man. And don’t even get me started on Wolsey, words cannot express my intense dislike for that odious man.


But hot damn, I can’t wait until next week for the all new episode, BRING IT ON!!!! I can’t believe there’s only 2 episodes left before the season is over, WHAT THE HELL??? What am I going to do with myself until it comes back? Was the season cut short because Jonathan Rhys Meyer put himself in rehab? I heard that’s what happened but is this why the season is so hot damn short? I mean, only 10 episodes? What’s really going on???

Anyway, look for my post on One Tree Hill because i watched that show too and it was the bizomb, so I’m sure I’ll be blogging all about it tomorrow…since I’ve got my blogging bug back.

Until tomorrow guys, peace out!

TV: The Tudors.

7 05 2007

Alright so I was pleasantly surprised that I get the episodes of The Tudors two days before the new episodes show on Showtime, Sunday nights.

And so I watched this week’s episode of The Tudors on Friday night instead of last night. So I might be a bit hazy on the deets for this week but since I have it on demand, I can just edit later whatever I missed today.

Anyway, so this week Anne Boleyn and Henry get closer and closer. But Henry isn’t any closer to getting his divorce from Katheryn of Aragorn though. Cardinal Wolsey got hella moded because his trying to punk the other Cardinals didn’t work since they didn’t have to answer to him, only to the Pope so Wolsey AND Henry didn’t get what they wanted.

A divorce.

And you can just see how deceitful and greedy Wolsey is. I’m sure he’s spending the rest of his eternities in the underworld instead of the world he should have been working toward getting, considering just what his job was. Goodness, that man is pure evil. And it’s so weird to see homedude from Jurasic Park playing him too…Jurasic Park is such a family movie and his character in this movie is so…not.

But aside from all of Wolsey’s evilness, I did enjoy the show. I enjoyed seeing Charles being welcomed back to court, I enjoyed watching him make his pact with Norfolk and Boleyn because I know that more drama is on the way and I also loved watching him kick King Henry’s ass in arm wrestling. I swear, King Henry thinks he’s tight in everything.

Yeah right.

This show is so hot damn addicting, it’s not even funny. I’ve watched everything Tudor related on Showtime on Demand, I’ve read up on the characters (the real ones) history, the King Henry VIII history, I’ve read it all…it’s retarded, how into this show and the story that I am.

I need help!